Tag Archives: candy

"I guess what I'm saying is we are the scariest monsters of all. Anyway, here's some candy"

Frightening

“I guess what I’m saying is we are the scariest monsters of all. Anyway, here’s some candy”

I'm actually surprised it took this long to make a penis joke

Size Matters

This is the only explanation I accept as to why they think small candy bars are “fun sized”.