Carpe Demon
I am unreasonably proud of the title of this comic.
Deadly
Ronald’s just running up the scoreboard at this point.
Corinthian
I really enjoyed Sandman! But I feel like if I ever met the Corinthian, I’d probably get stabbed for something really dumb.
Bop It
I tried calling customer support, but it was just this weird ominous chanting on the other end.
Forgetful
Too stupid to remember things, too smart to forget them
Choices
Look, don’t worry about where that third hand came from. It’s fine.
Clippy
CLIPPY WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP CLIPPY WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP CLIPPY WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP CLIPPY WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP CLIPPY WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP CLIPPY WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP
Troubleshooting
Just gonna mark this down as “user error”
Unicorn
To be fair, it is a great name for a unicorn.
Alcohol
He moisturizes
Order
You’re all doing it wrong.
Shred Of Cope
Lately I feel like I’m leading this weird double life where on the one hand, I’m paying attention to current events and reacting to them like a normal human, but I’m also trying cling on to unimportant things for joy/mental health purposes? I dunno, I just needed to get this out of my system. Everything […]
Hard Work
If they could, they absolutely would
Gundam
This is probably the most honest portrayal of what it’s like to be me I will ever draw.
Cracked
He’s still a little salty about being in there
Forbidden Knowledge
…and if the McDonald’s lawyers ask, that’s the story you give them
Under Pressure
My showerhead is up to a pack a day at this point.
MAN SOAP
Don’t just smell clean. Smell MANLY clean.
Redo
Blink twice if you need help, buddy.
Dr. Snooze
The best part of having your own webcomic is being able to draw all the dumb things that pop into your head and nobody can stop you.