Alarmingly Bad Comic Archive

This may or may not be inspired by real life events

Just A Minute

“Ok, but what are you doing in there?” “Not worrying about my phone battery, that’s for sure.”

Still better than flying United

This Is Your Captain

The FAA has strict regulations around the number of style points a commercial flight can earn.

I think he's only mad because she isn't sharing

Pizza Time

The lesson here is every restaurant should be serving pizza.

So crazy to think most people are born with two webcams in their face.

Seeing Clearly

Hindsight is 20/20.  Or 1, if you know how fractions work.

"I'll be sure to bring a note in from my doctor, Dr. Pepper"


I’m just not feeling funky fresh enough to be there today, sir.

"Programming them was the hardest part. Not the not having any shame."

Sending A Message

If Apple would just come out with a headband, I wouldn’t have to do this.

We're gonna need something bigger to swat this one

Hanging Around

I mean, legally, he’s allowed to do whatever a spider can.